booty

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong


rad-king:

mixed

(by Nora saleh)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)


frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin


ivour:

INDIE
unrisked:

leopadra:

botanists:

OMG I

DEAD

HOLY FUCK